File Oct 01, 08 09 33Dear Diary,

I tried a version of this joke at an open mic last night. It BOMBED. But I find it funny that a group who were known for sociopathic cruelty and genocide would be like “Don’t smoke. Those things are gonna kill ya!”  Only smoking line I can imagine a Nazis using is “Smoke ’em if you got ’em”… or whatever the German translation of that line would be.