Today I learned a spree killer differentiates from a serial killer as the latter has a “cooling down” period. Spree killers aren’t letting their muscles recover after the intense cardio blast that  comes from taking human life?

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Nailed it! 

Watching Stephen Fry’s America. He just referred to Kentucky Fried Chicken as “a congealing thrift bucket” and I agreed with it like an old black woman in church. “Mmmhm. That’s right.”

Legal question

Is it possible to defend yourself in court without a lawyer AND use the insanity defense?? How would that work?

“The defense calls as it’s first witness, my cat, Mr. Whiskers. Now, Mr. Whiskers, please tell the court, in your own words, why I am standing here wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants.”