Today I learned a spree killer differentiates from a serial killer as the latter has a “cooling down” period. Spree killers aren’t letting their muscles recover after the intense cardio blast that comes from taking human life?
It’s not a lie. It’s a reimagining.
Watching Stephen Fry’s America. He just referred to Kentucky Fried Chicken as “a congealing thrift bucket” and I agreed with it like an old black woman in church. “Mmmhm. That’s right.”
Is it possible to defend yourself in court without a lawyer AND use the insanity defense?? How would that work?
“The defense calls as it’s first witness, my cat, Mr. Whiskers. Now, Mr. Whiskers, please tell the court, in your own words, why I am standing here wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants.”
This dude is dancing at this wedding like he’s trying to nail an imaginary audition.
My wife is already back to her pre-pregnancy level of getting drunk.